sorryicouldnot:

I cant fault Mr. Darcy for going to parties and not talking to anyone, because that’s exactly what I do at parties. Following around the one person I know, and insulting everyone else while I’m at it, either intentionally or not? Sounds like a blast

(via insaneinsecureintrovert)

makers-breath:

capismycopilot:

game: level recommendation 12-15

me: i’m at level 8 let’s go

game: level recommendation 12-15

me: i’m at level 23 i hope this works

(via zalfiesherlock)

pearl-squared:

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

(via fsciety)

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

(via 01tsubomi)

blackberryshawty:

totalariana:

When you ask your Mom for money and she ask where your money at

ME

(via zalfiesherlock)

fandomemeia:

its the last day of 2018 so i’m gonna say it: what the fuck was that

(via gingerduckling)

temptation-revelation:

jonstavk:

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

it be like that sometimes

(via zalfiesherlock)

The most beautiful thing you will look today

trasemc:

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮
Have a good trip!